{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Friday, 13-May-16 13:10:24 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4172629","html":"Hey hey, kids, it's Friday the 13th! It's the sixteen year anniversary of the day an Al-Qaeda terrorist invaded the dreams of all of those wacky sexy teenagers on Elm Street and killed them."}