{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Tuesday, 17-May-16 13:05:00 UTC","author_name":"Zenneth (zennx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zennx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4179319","html":"I don't know why parents let their kids chew bubblegum<br \/>I mean, you do know that there's actual rubber in that thing right?<br \/>It's rubber, sugar and color dye<br \/>give the kids some FrankerZing chocolate, at least that's got some nutritional value"}