{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Sunday, 21-Aug-11 15:46:58 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/418886","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1274\" class=\"url\" title=\"Applejack\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">mlpapplejack<\/span><\/a><\/span> heh, you'd think so, wouldn't you? Unfortunately he wasn't one to learn from his mistakes very well, let me put it this way, he was eventually trampled to death by his own cows. (Seriously, I wish I was making this up, my uncle was an idiot)"}