{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Sunday, 29-May-16 22:13:41 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4198502","html":"Then again I always have trouble taking people seriously with those statements as where I live it's common to say stuff like "I want to cut off my balls with a plastic spoon" whenever one screws up."}