{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Monday, 30-May-16 01:42:28 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4198870","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"https:\/\/freezepeach.xyz\/delores\" class=\"url\" title=\"delores\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">delores<\/span><\/a><\/span> The cat tired it and then chased it to where I was, so I could grab it and put it in a bucket. But a dog peasant wouldn't understand."}