{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 31-May-16 00:16:10 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4199762","html":"As a writer, I mean. Like you can't make a movie with the Asian caroler's bit from A Christmas Story and just have that be the joke. It just doesn't fly."}