{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Friday, 03-Jun-16 17:00:30 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4204687","html":"I think it's pretty f'ed that this is my first year voting and I have to choose between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. That's like choosing between drinking urine or eating poo."}