{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Sunday, 05-Jun-16 04:29:29 UTC","author_name":"Zenneth (zennx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zennx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4206471","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/60\" class=\"url\" title=\"Scribus Mustella\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">scribus<\/span><\/a><\/span> I WILL NOT ALLOW DISTORTIONS OF SCALE AS A MEANS TO CONVEY DEEPER MEANING IN MY HOUSE\/FRIDGE<br \/>do you know where this leads to?<br \/>ornamental pillows, that's where!<br \/>they mean to convey comfort, but when you try to sit on them you'll either slip and slouch or be stuck in a very uncomfortable position.<br \/>And don't even get me started on those ghastly tiny scented candles that are never lit<br \/>they are ridiculous and smell of ass after a month<br \/>Oh, and fancy dinnerware, oh, yes, we have this gorgeous set of plates and cups, but we NEVER cherryING USE THEM.<br \/>NOT UNDER MY ROOF DAMN YOU<br \/>OVER MY DEAD AND DRIED CARCACE"}