{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Ivy (ivy)'s status on Friday, 10-Jun-16 01:45:14 UTC","author_name":"Ivy (ivy)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ivy","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4212014","html":"Why do ghosts ride the elevator? To raise their spirits. Where do football players go to get their new uniform? New Jersey. How did Rome get split in two? With a pair of "Ceasers". I have sum math jokes. What do you call a dinosaur that flies? A dinoSOAR. When is a door not a door? When its ajar. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels."}