{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"LCpl Azure Blaze (lcplazureblaze)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Jun-16 20:31:57 UTC","author_name":"LCpl Azure Blaze (lcplazureblaze)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/lcplazureblaze","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4218529","html":"Me: <b>*Cleaning ruler with paper towel*<\/b><br \/>Master Gunnery Sgt: Stop cleaning that. It looks weird.<br \/>Me: <b>*Turns around and continues cleaning it looking like I'm jerking off*<\/b><br \/>Master Gunnery Sgt: Didn't I tell you to stop cleaning that?<br \/>Me: Yes, Master Gunnery Sgt.<br \/>Master Gunnery Sgt: So, what would you do if I shoved that thing up your ass?<br \/>Me: I'd have to clean it again Master Gunnery Sgt."}