{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Rarity (rarity)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Jun-16 00:41:07 UTC","author_name":"Rarity (rarity)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rarity","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4226017","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33377\" class=\"url\" title=\"Awlxa&#x13A;an\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">awl<\/span><\/a><\/span> bikes are all about trading off.  If you want a more comfortable everyday rider you sacrifice weight and speed, and if you want to go really fast you wear banana yellow lycra, shave your legs, and ride a bike that weighs less than an ounce and will make your body hate you"}