{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Monday, 22-Aug-11 20:26:42 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/423042","html":"Good evening!  Today I learned that naughty employees are eaten by Midget Santa. <a href=\"http:\/\/ur1.ca\/4y9z8\" title=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/file\/thelastgherkin-20110822T202642-tht23z2.jpeg\" class=\"attachment thumbnail\" id=\"attachment-19719\" rel=\"nofollow external\">http:\/\/ur1.ca\/4y9z8<\/a>"}