{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Rarity (rarity)'s status on Saturday, 09-Jul-16 19:00:18 UTC","author_name":"Rarity (rarity)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rarity","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4247138","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Gherkin\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> because that's how old people communicate.  Have you seen Cher's twitter?  Hell, out of all the people I know my grandmother uses them the most."}