{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Holly Dolly (pixiestixie)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Aug-11 02:47:31 UTC","author_name":"Holly Dolly (pixiestixie)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/pixiestixie","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/427664","html":"Why do the ponies ride to the gala in a carrage pulled by other ponies? I don't understand how this is faster than walking?"}