{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Sir E. Hooves III (eaglehooves)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Aug-11 02:49:20 UTC","author_name":"Sir E. Hooves III (eaglehooves)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/eaglehooves","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/427668","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/3521\" class=\"url\" title=\"Holly Dolly\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">pixiestixie<\/span><\/a><\/span> It's not faster, you just don't want to mess up your outfit. And besides, it's hard to make an impressive entry that way."}