{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"orungano (tiff)'s status on Sunday, 21-Aug-16 21:42:51 UTC","author_name":"orungano (tiff)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tiff","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4301212","html":"if the earth is round then why does my paraplegic grandmother not keep rolling when she falls out of her wheelchair"}