{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"cumbo (maxdemone)'s status on Friday, 26-Aug-11 23:37:28 UTC","author_name":"cumbo (maxdemone)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/maxdemone","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/439946","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1742\" class=\"url\" title=\"Zach K.\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">zachariastargazer<\/span><\/a><\/span> WHAT KIND OF PERSON DOESN'T LIKE COCHOLATE AND STRAWBERRY MILK? YOU BEST BE KILLING HER AND DUMPING HER BODY IN THE RIVER"}