{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Nov-16 14:40:52 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4425120","html":"I almost hit a bird pulling into the parking lot today. Is it bad that my first reaction to a bird running into my car would have been "I hope it's dead""}