{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derps's status on Saturday, 27-Aug-11 15:31:36 UTC","author_name":"derps","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derps","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/443184","html":"If a dolphin hits your house during the hurricane, DO NOT GO  OUTSIDE TO CHECK WHETHER IT IS OKAY OR NOT. This is the hurricane's way of tricking you outside."}