{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derps's status on Tuesday, 30-Aug-11 05:24:06 UTC","author_name":"derps","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derps","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/451778","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1181\" class=\"url\" title=\"Brycen\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">hoit21<\/span><\/a><\/span> I CAN'T. I bonded with it. Forvall eternitey, I'll be on your head."}