{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derps's status on Tuesday, 30-Aug-11 22:21:28 UTC","author_name":"derps","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derps","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/453564","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1454\" class=\"url\" title=\"Amber Nicole Foster\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">silentponytagonist<\/span><\/a><\/span>  it's ZETTA, you son of a digit."}