{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Jan-17 20:43:49 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4543846","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/60\" class=\"url\" title=\"Scribus Mustella\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">scribus<\/span><\/a><\/span> The &quot;Cartman's Mom is a hermaphrodite&quot; story was basically hand-waved as being something the town made up to protect the Denver Broncos, who were having a really good season that year and they didn't want Cartman to be a distraction to them."}