{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)'s status on Thursday, 01-Sep-11 01:13:21 UTC","author_name":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ral","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/457383","html":"Well, the Pope was sick last week. He didn't get enough sleep. So they called me in to speak instead. So I took out a pen, and wrote a speech, walked up to the podium, and this is what I said, "Ponies ponies ponies ponies." Well the Catholics, they all loved me, and they thought so highly of me, that they sent me on an international tour. And everywhere I went, all the birds and all the gents, would beg me to give them an encore, so I said, "Ponies ponies ponies ponies." Well now that I was a religious celebrity, people from all the faiths came to see me, so they could hear and cheer for the great pony boy. Jews and Muslims, Hindus and Buddhists, Jesus Christ and his buddy Judas, would come to let me fill them all with joy, so I said, "Ponies ponies ponies ponies.""}