{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Thursday, 23-Feb-17 07:36:55 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4634353","html":"Cuck carts are objectively worse because you can't race on them in the store's parking lot.<br \/>And if you want to use them as a hobo, the other hobos will laugh at you."}