{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"starlightbolt's status on Sunday, 04-Sep-11 08:02:17 UTC","author_name":"starlightbolt","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/starlightbolt","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/469254","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1069\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ryker Jones\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">dinosaursejakulatehomelesspeople<\/span><\/a><\/span> lol kids are only motivated to leave by cops and blowjobs huh? I'll have to remember that next time I have to deal with kids XD"}