{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Brass Bell (brass)'s status on Sunday, 04-Sep-11 16:41:21 UTC","author_name":"Brass Bell (brass)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/brass","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/469770","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1768\" class=\"url\" title=\"Derpy Gamer\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">derpy<\/span><\/a><\/span> My fingers are too slow to make conversation. They go from one key to the next at 0.0001 cm\/hour. So whole conversations go by in the time it takes me to type a single line of text. As for that cat, I'm sure it will expose itself eventually and when it does, I will be there with a camera..."}