{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Saturday, 10-Jun-17 04:25:52 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4888264","html":"wen u buy five $1 lotto tickets and none of them r winners n u shake ur smh so hard you need to pay medical bills but u can't bc u didn't win any money"}