{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"no (aaaaaaa)'s status on Monday, 12-Sep-11 06:24:18 UTC","author_name":"no (aaaaaaa)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/aaaaaaa","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/498331","html":"!<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/group\/321\/id\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">calgarybronies<\/span><\/a><\/span> @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2488\" class=\"url\" title=\"Brad Germaine\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">phoenixswift<\/span><\/a><\/span> and I decided @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2620\" class=\"url\" title=\"Dane Dychkowski\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">yodelerty<\/span><\/a><\/span> swears too much (for a pony anyway), so we took it upon ourselves to translate his latest text to me. 'HOLY APPLES WATER I CANT PONYFEATHERS BELIEVE IT AND CHEERILEE IS A MUFFINS AWESOME PONY AND DONT YOU FORGET IT ALSO I HAVE TO GET UP FOR SCHOOL IN SIX HOURS SO PLEASE DONT TEXT ME OR I WILL BE LE TIRED AND THIS TEXT IS PRETTY CUPCAKES LONG AND A PRETTY FRUIT ROLL-UPS LONG RUN-ON SENTENCE AND WILL PROBABLY BE SPLIT INTO MULTIPLE PARTS I DUNNO HOW THAT WORKS THOUGH'"}