{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"LCpl Azure Blaze (lcplazureblaze)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 21:03:15 UTC","author_name":"LCpl Azure Blaze (lcplazureblaze)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/lcplazureblaze","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4997072","html":"Guy leading PT: "Alright Marines, we all know what a U boat is right? It's where you keep your feet above the water and only use your arms to swim." Me: "Alright Marines, we all know what waterboarding is right? It's where you keep your feet above the water and try not to drown using only your arms.""}