{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"LCpl Azure Blaze (lcplazureblaze)'s status on Thursday, 17-Aug-17 09:46:34 UTC","author_name":"LCpl Azure Blaze (lcplazureblaze)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/lcplazureblaze","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4999527","html":"<b>*Freeze frame*<\/b> Yep, this is me. You're probably wondering how I even got here aren't you. It all started back in the summer of '96 <b>*Baba O' Reily begins playing*<\/b> the year I was born. Coincidentally that's the same year my grandma let me fall off the kitchen counter smashing my delicate newborn head on the floor. That's when I thought to myself that becoming a United States Marine was a good idea. Little did I know it was the worst decision in my life... Thanks grandma"}