{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Thursday, 17-Aug-17 20:19:40 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5000527","html":"I need to get real good with eye makeup so I can go into work meetings with "I ASSURE YOU, WE'RE OPEN" across my eyelids."}