{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Sir E. Hooves III (eaglehooves)'s status on Monday, 12-Sep-11 23:13:38 UTC","author_name":"Sir E. Hooves III (eaglehooves)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/eaglehooves","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/500673","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1022\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">starlightbolt<\/span><\/a><\/span> If I really wanted to... People have these lock that could survive a bomb... but they're attached to the wheel with a quick release."}