{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Thursday, 31-Aug-17 21:39:49 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5024655","html":"Oh, you say your coworker wouldn't know their ass from a hole in the ground? Well, my coworkers wouldn't know their own ass, period!"}