{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Macpony55 (macpony55)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Sep-11 01:23:36 UTC","author_name":"Macpony55 (macpony55)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/macpony55","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/505290","html":"Don\u2019t drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.   <----- A friends Gmail status reveals the real reason your not supposed to drink and drive."}