{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"LCpl Azure Blaze (lcplazureblaze)'s status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 18:46:15 UTC","author_name":"LCpl Azure Blaze (lcplazureblaze)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/lcplazureblaze","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5058885","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/52533\" class=\"url\" title=\"calamityakadeadshotoffallouteqestria\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">deadshot<\/span><\/a><\/span> High Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicle, or as the civis call it, a HUMVEE. It almost lit on fire because 1: HMMMWVs are pieces of crap and 2: I left the Emergency brake on and traveled down the road &quot;trying&quot; to go 45 but only going thirty and wondering why my RPMs were so high and I wasn't going anywhere. That's when I smelled something burning and noticed."}