{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Monday, 04-Dec-17 19:12:51 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5169781","html":"Air Force One flies over my house sometimes because of how close I live to the airport that the President uses. I wonder if Trump's ever used the toilet and dropped kiwi on my roof."}