{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Sunday, 07-Jan-18 18:38:01 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5208796","html":"Idea for a new fad diet: The Oval Office Diet, where you only eat Big Macs and you drink twelve Diet Cokes a day."}