{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jan-18 22:50:39 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5211301","html":"Steamed Hams but Principal Skinner is the President of the United States and Superintendent Chalmera is the American Public but it\u2019s not Steamed Hams and it\u2019s Actually Just Real Life"}