{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jan-18 18:44:23 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5215464","html":"\u202aMan I feel like \u201cyou\u2019re about to get nuked\u201d is the kind of false alarm that should be caught by an official BEFORE everybody in Hawaii is sent to the bomb shelters. \u202c"}