{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jan-18 19:24:43 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5221571","html":"remember that part in New Moon where Kristen Stewart gets sexually assaulted and Stephanie Meyer writes about it like it\u2019s the sexiest thing in the multiverse?"}