{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Monday, 26-Feb-18 18:37:05 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5268692","html":"Who at Apple thought desktops needed to be thinner than a Trojan condom? I feel like I\u2019m gonna break this iMac every time I plug my Cintiq in."}