{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Feb-18 05:57:26 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5269229","html":"They also all have high-profile spoilers and make the loudest engine sounds in the universe despite the fact that the median speed in Alexandria is twelve miles an hour"}