{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) (redenchilada)'s status on Wednesday, 21-Sep-11 00:22:20 UTC","author_name":"RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) (redenchilada)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/redenchilada","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/527683","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1502\" class=\"url\" title=\"John Wood\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">nvrrmbr<\/span><\/a><\/span> But... it's a she. And I don't slap shes. Plus I don't have the money to treat anyone to dinner."}