{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Astra (astra)'s status on Wednesday, 21-Sep-11 01:19:04 UTC","author_name":"Astra (astra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/astra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/527928","html":"Don't look at me like that! I have proof positive!  Go to the page for the studio hosting the convention (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.allenstreetstudios.com\/\" title=\"http:\/\/www.allenstreetstudios.com\/\" rel=\"nofollow external\">http:\/\/www.allenstreetstudios.com\/<\/a>). Watch the slideshow . . . Did you see that?!  That guy who suddenly teleports in?  POOF! INSTANTLY! If they would open up those teleporters, I could set up a stable global transporter network, we could ALL go to BroNYCon, we could negotiate a peace with the Diamond Dogs, and Princess Celestia would HAVE to invite me over for tea and biscuits! But noooOOOooo!"}