{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Monday, 09-Apr-18 21:20:53 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5312714","html":"If the FBI had raided the offices of MY personal lawyer, I\u2019d probably poop my pants. Ergo, somebody just took a mango on the Oval Office carpet."}