{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Monday, 09-Apr-18 21:32:20 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5312724","html":"Yo, for real though, don\u2019t these dumb criminal types know you can buy a paper shredder at Target for, like, $50? Cohen, you cheapskate, learn to crime efficiently."}