{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)'s status on Friday, 23-Sep-11 00:44:50 UTC","author_name":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ral","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/536532","html":"So I went to Target this morning, and I asked for a Rarity pony. So they said "Sorry, we don't have Rarity ponies." And then I said "I think you're lying." And then they offered me 20 acres and a mule, and then I arrested them for racism."}