{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Sir E. Hooves III (eaglehooves)'s status on Friday, 23-Sep-11 03:14:42 UTC","author_name":"Sir E. Hooves III (eaglehooves)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/eaglehooves","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/537210","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4152\" class=\"url\" title=\"Everypony. All of them.\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">everypony<\/span><\/a><\/span> Maybe you should consider one of those blade-less Dyson things..."}