{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Julian R. (xriffmasterx)'s status on Friday, 23-Sep-11 06:21:47 UTC","author_name":"Julian R. (xriffmasterx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/xriffmasterx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/537584","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4152\" class=\"url\" title=\"Everypony. All of them.\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">everypony<\/span><\/a><\/span> NO BUT SHE CAN BREAK THE LIGHT SPECTRUM, GO TEN TIMES FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF SOUND AND SAVE FOUR PONIES AT THE SAME TIME"}