{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Sep-18 18:30:51 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5410918","html":"Reason #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/3\" rel=\"tag\">3<\/a><\/span>: Above all-else, Walmart straight-up sucks, and if you\u2019re just getting blown, why are you even buying condoms in the first place?"}